In this early morning sermon, our dear Reverend will shed light on ancient truths about sin and virtue, and take those present on a refreshingly content-free journey from the ancient and glorious past to the present, the age of glitz and glitter, cloud and no more Twitter, drawing lines between dots that might better have been left undrawn.
Revered web congregation, hear ye! Hear ye! We bring tidings of a truly divine keynote by none other than the cyber-high-priest himself, Dr. Mario Heiderich.
Yet, fear not, dear congregation, for despite his epic battles in the sacred crypts of XSS, Dr. Heiderich possesses the humor of a well-timed 404 error and the wit sharper than a two-edged encryption key. His homilies are as entertaining as a cat video, yet as enlightening as the shining light of your screen at 2 a.m.